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Hairy slob in cheap trousers represents 'average man'

A WHOLLY unremarkable, paunchy slob from Birmingham perfectly represents the man of today, it has been claimed.

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Cameron to invade Isle of Wight

David Cameron has drawn up secret plans to boost his popularity with an island-based war.

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