Housing market is pretty much all we have left, admits Cameron

THE government is to boost the housing market because there really isn’t anything else to do, it has been confirmed.

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Rihanna 'has high hopes' for shoe-based profanity project

Pop star encourages millions of young people to turn up for job interviews with ‘fuck you bastard’ written on their trainers.

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