How to accept that you're middle-class now

YOU went to a comprehensive, lived in a terraced house and did factory jobs, but you’ve changed. Here’s how to accept that you’re middle-class now:

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Renter practising sad face for homeowner friends

A WOMAN who spends a fortune on rent is practising her dismayed face for conversations with homeowner friends, it has emerged.

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