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How to make matters worse if pulled over by police: A guide for knobhead drivers

ARE you an idiot who can’t help but ramp up the jeopardy if you’re stopped by the police? Make sure to do the following instead of meekly suggesting you shouldn’t get a ticket.

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Why hasn't Starmer filled our high streets with lovely fake shops I won't use?

THE high street. Its dilapidated, empty shops are why so many will vote Reform. So why haven’t Labour filled it with nice, pretty new stores I will ignore to shop online?

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