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Insults must be traded in English, says Miliband

BRITAIN will become a fully-integrated society when everyone can express their mutual contempt in the same language, Ed Miliband has claimed.

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Justin Bieber 'does not have testicles'

IT would be wrong to assume Justin Bieber has testicles, experts have claimed.

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