John Barnes Crowned God Of 'Nuts'

FORMER England striker John Barnes has been accorded the status ‘God of Nuts‘ after missing his son’s birth to do a football thing.

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Next Series Of Downton Abbey To Include Phone Voting

ITV bosses will build on the success of Downton Abbey by using public phone votes to decide who gets killed in the Great War.

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