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London sacrifices virgins after light dusting of snow

SOCIAL order crumbled amid mass executions of sacrificial virgins as London was battered with a light dusting of snow.

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Sneering at council estate Christmas lights is number one festive pastime

SNEERING at council house Christmas lights has overtaken fake cheerfulness to become Britain’s favourite festive pastime.

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