Man has nightmare he's expecting third child

A FATHER has woken up sweating and terrified from a nightmare that his wife was pregnant with their third child.

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Petrol stations confirm they have plenty of horrible flowers

PETROL stations have stocked up on cheap, manky flowers in time for Valentine’s Day.

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