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Man’s luxury watch successfully impresses fellow twats

A MAN’S ludicrously expensive wristwatch has gained him the respect of other total bellends, he has revealed.

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Mild cheese not cheese

CHEESE which is weaker than ‘medium’ is an abomination, experts have confirmed.

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