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Gary Neville refusing to come down from Old Trafford roof


GARY Neville has been sat on the roof of Old Trafford since midnight, police have confirmed.

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Short men to spend day thinking about being short

SHORT men have confirmed plans to spend the day contemplating their small stature.

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