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Mayans 'full of shit' say experts from within lead-lined bunker

SCIENTISTS have laughed in the face of the apocalypse from their nuclear bunker beneath a mountain.

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Why isn't Harry Styles buying us cupcakes? ask middle-aged men

ONE Direction’s middle-aged male fanbase wants to kill Taylor Swift, it has emerged.

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