Men Forced To Talk About Stuff

THE postponement of football matches across Britain could force men to have conversations about actual things, experts warned last night.

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New Discount Card Offers Bargains For Sluts

A NEW 'sluts only' discount card is offering impressionable, sexually promiscuous women money off everything from drinks to scientific equipment.

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