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Mortified Police Deny Being Injured By Ponces

OFFICERS policing yesterday’s student demonstrations have returned to work with serious injuries rather than admit they were hurt by some ponce called Ollie.

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Britain Trapped Under Two Feet Of Global Warming Bullshit

BRITAIN ground to a standstill today after the heaviest November global warming bullshit in more than a decade.

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