Whaddaya know, Mr and Mrs Patterson want to raise three big ones so they can enjoy a self-catering Hoseasons boating vacation on the Norfolk Broads. It’s not my cup of tea, coochie-coo – the only broads Theo Kojak’s interested in are the ones who make my eggs over easy and keep my side of the bed warm at night, capice?
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