Subscribe

News Of The World Readers Could Not Care Less

NEWS of the World readers have no interest in how the paper gets its celebrity sex stories, as long as it gets them, it was confirmed last night.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

New Emergency Number For Halfwits

THE department of health last night unveiled a non-emergency alternative to 999 for the thousands of people who call in everyday to say their leg feels funny.

Checking article access…

Next story ›