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Next emergency alert to warn against texting your ex

THE next emergency alert sent to all residents of the UK without warning will warn against sending a text to your ex. 

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Six rain conversations to have with friends, family, total f**king strangers, anyone, this week

RAIN is coming, and the drought which has afflicted traditional conversations about weather is almost ended. Overexcited Britons will be having these dialogues: 

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