Parents only have third child in case first two are rubbish

PARENTS only have a third baby in case the first two turn out to be dicks, it has been confirmed.

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'Russians hacked my course work,' claims A-Level student

AN A-level student has claimed his coursework has been hacked by Russians and turned into a paltry mess of ill thought out ideas.

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