Parents practising shocked expressions ahead of son's shit A-level results

A COUPLE are working hard on their shocked faces in preparation for their son’s inevitably shitty A-level results.

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How much money would it take for you to just f**k off? world asks Trump

THE global population has asked Donald Trump to name his price for fucking off and never coming back.

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