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Perhaps your concern could extend to not eating us, say chickens

CHICKENS have thanked consumers for their concern over methods of slaughter and asked if that goodwill could be extended to just leaving them alone.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL – 20 MAY) In your local hipster coffee shop ‘skinny white’ is the most popular coffee order and a description of the staff.

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