Phone Your Nan Or She'll Go Bonkers, Say Docs

AS studies showed mobile phones can fight Alzheimer's Disease, doctors last night urged people to call their grandparents before they go mental.

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Annual Increase In House-Related TV Awfulness

TV property shows rose by 1.8% last year as the easing of the credit crunch helped bring forward a second series of Dreadful Middle Class Bastards.

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