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Pop-up pizza van makes village 'almost like London'

THE sight of a single takeout pizza van has caused villagers to think their town is now on a par with London, it has emerged.

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Man forgotten how to be shit at his job after long weekend

A MAN has forgotten how to be an underperforming drone after the four-day Easter weekend, it has emerged.

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