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PS3 Owners Seek Urgent News From Asgharoth

NETWORK problems with the PS3 console have left thousands of level three wizard-knights desperately seeking news from the sacred sky lands of Asgharoth.

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Marriage not as good as 'Predator', say men

MARRYING a woman who shares your hopes and dreams is still nowhere near as good as Predator, according to a new survey.

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