Royal Wedding Gives Britain Four Day Break From Baying At Freaks

NEXT April’s Royal Wedding will give Britain a four-day respite from its busy schedule of baying hysterically at television freak shows.

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Can't You All Just Settle This Over A Nice Plate Of Dog? World Asks Korea

NORTH and South Korea have been urged to settle their differences over a big plate of dog chops.

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