Read a real book: how to be the most superior twat on your bus

RIDING the bus is miserable, but you can keep yourself entertained by proving how superior you are to all the other passengers by following these tips: 

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Women allowed to objectify women

WOMEN are allowed to judge one another on the quality of their physical appearance without it being at all problematic, it has emerged.

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