Relationship enters 'what shall we have for dinner?' phase

A COUPLE have recognised that their conversation is now mainly about what to eat for their tea.

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How to not be an arsehole if you're a famous footballer

ARE you a professional footballer who’d like to try not being a total arsehole for once? Simply follow the advice below.

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