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Schools Told To Watch Out For Exploding Five Year-Olds

TEACHERS across the country were last night told to be on the look out for exploding five year-olds.

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Does Alistair Darling Have What It Takes To Run Seventeen Banks At Once?

CHANCELLOR Alistair Darling was said to be nervous and excited last night after being told he would have to run 17 banks at the same time.

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