Scientists discover couple caught in endless ‘I don’t mind, you decide’ loop

A COUPLE are at risk of starving to death after becoming tangled in an ‘infinite non-decision loop’ over what to have for dinner.

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Train passengers vow revenge on woman who asked them to move up a bit

A WOMAN who asked fellow train passengers to ‘move up a bit’ has become the subject of intense, lifelong hatred by several complete strangers.

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