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Six anecdotes you really wish you hadn't started telling

EVERYONE has funny little tales to tell, and everyone gets halfway through it before realising their audience is bored shitless but they can’t stop now: 

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Five batshit celebrity couples you would accept at this point

BILL Murray dating Kelis would have shocked you years ago, but now everything is so bonkers it barely registers. Even these celebrity couples would fail to astonish you.

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