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Six depressing ways to get into the Blue Monday spirit

IT’S Blue Monday, the most depressing day of the year! But are you celebrating it in the right spirit or ruining it by feeling occasionally cheerful? Follow these tips: 

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How to feign concern for the NHS: a guide for Tories

ARE you just so worried about the state of the NHS you’re considering the unthinkable, like privatising it? Here’s how to show it: 

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