Six luxuries of the poor, from phones to cheese. By Ann Widdecombe

POOR people should not have anything that makes life enjoyable, and that includes food. Here is Ann Widdecombe’s guide to what they don’t deserve.

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Willoughby and Schofield to wed

This Morning presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield are to marry, it has been confirmed.

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