Size of wine glass linked to how smug you are

PEOPLE who make a point of drinking out of wine glasses the size of fish bowls are the smuggest bastards of all, it has been confirmed.

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Car apparently fun

A MAN owns an extra car that he claims to drive for ‘fun’, it has emerged.

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