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Sticky Londoners demand hose action

HEAT-crazed Londoners have taken to the streets demanding to be attacked by a water cannon.

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Marchers ordered to amble instead

NORTHERN Ireland’s marching season is to be transformed into a series of pleasant strolls.

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