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Stop Producing MPs, Private Schools Warned

PRIVATE schools could lose their charitable status if they keep producing members of parliament, it emerged last night.

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Ageing Population Will Have To Take Tea As It Comes

AN ageing population means that old people may lose the right to pick holes in any cup of tea they haven't made themselves, according to new research.

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