Supermoon an excuse to be annoying

BRITAIN’S dicks have used the ‘supermoon’ to excuse their awful personalities. 

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Studio regretfully announces Ninja Turtles sequel

THE producers of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake have wearily confirmed that they are doing a follow-up.

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