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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… Nigel Farage, ending benefits for Britain's own good

Waking up with a hangover that’s left my anus barking like a dog, I imbibe more water than a data centre to take the edge off.

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Meghan takes role in EastEnders

THE Duchess of Sussex has announced she has been offered a major role in the soap opera EastEnders.

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