Three Year-Olds To Sue Each Other Over Juice And Poo-Poos

A FLOOD of juice and poo-based legal cases was predicted last night as Britain's three year-olds attempt to ruin each other in court.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

OAPs Decide Not To Give Pensioner-Pc A Chance

PENSIONERS have declared that they don't like a new PC designed for them, despite it not being released yet.

Checking article access…