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Trafalgar Square Maze 'Will Not Be Completely Filled With Pissed Glaswegian Tramps'

THE new maze in London’s Trafalgar Square will include some areas that have not been occupied by a foul-mouthed, Glaswegian vagrant, officials have pledged.

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Massive Gig To Explain Pointlessness Of Afghan War

AN estimated 60,000 fans are to gather at Wembley Stadium for a series of charity lectures on the intractable nature of the war in Afghanistan.

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