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Tube strike backfires as commuters steal train keys and drive themselves

THE London tube strike has ended abruptly after commuters stormed trains and instantly mastered the controls.

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British Geography Teachers Can Point To All The Places Prince Andrew Has Played Golf

BRITAIN’S geography teachers last night gave a thrilling demonstration of their academic prowess by getting out a big map and pointing to each of the places Prince Andrew has played golf.

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