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Ugliness Becomes Source Of National Pride

GORDON Brown has encouraged Britain to become even more physically revolting after a study showed the UK leads the world in gap-toothed, cock-eyed repugnance.

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Three Year-Olds To Sue Each Other Over Juice And Poo-Poos

A FLOOD of juice and poo-based legal cases was predicted last night as Britain's three year-olds attempt to ruin each other in court.

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