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Vladimir Putin's demands in return for gas this winter

Britain. Not enough respect I get from you. You want the gas, this winter? You want cosy and warm-warm? This is what I get from you. 

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PE teacher fully aware it's not real teaching

A PE TEACHER has confirmed he is fully cognisant of the fact that being paid to make kids run around a field is a piss-easy gig. 

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