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We ask you: what else should over-70s with poor vision be banned from doing?

NEW measures could see over-70s with poor vision getting banned from driving. What else should they be stripped of?

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Five adjectives to avoid telling the truth about a friend's new boyfriend

STRUGGLING to diplomatically describe the latest arsehole your friend is dating? Bend the truth linguistically with these adjectives.

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