We're off on holiday now, say lucky child-free bastards

PEOPLE lucky enough not to have children are now taking their significantly cheaper and quieter holidays, they have confirmed. 

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Someone has brought a sodding dog into office

SOMEONE has brought a sodding dog into the office, according to numerous reports.

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