Why the national flagship isn't a massive f**king waste of money, by a patriotic idiot

CONFUSED as to why we’re spunking £250 million on a big boat? Misguided patriotic bellend Steve Malley explains.

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Curtains haircuts, and other mistakes of the 90s young people keep repeating

GENERATION Z thinks they’re more switched on than the rest of us. So how come they keep making these mistakes of the 1990s?

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