Will Britain Be Ruled By A Voodoo King?

THE government is to introduce legislation that will leave Britain in the clutches of voodoo, it was claimed last night.

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Next Bond film to break new ground with tits, cars and punching

THE next James Bond film will offer a radically different approach by focusing on tits, cars and punching.

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