Woman racing against time to choose Christmas gift before husband buys her shit

A WOMAN is in a desperate race against time to think of a big-ticket item her husband can buy her for Christmas before he goes rogue. 

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Girlfriend making jokes about porn tropes to see if he gets them

A WOMAN has dropped a quick joke about common pornographic tropes into conversation to see how her boyfriend reacts. 

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