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Worker unable to rationalise why he ate a Greggs pasty

AN OFFICE worker is unable to figure out why he ate a pasty from Greggs for his lunch.

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Bristol to be reclassified as London suburb

BRISTOL is so overrun by ‘relocating’ London twats that it might as well just be in London, it has been confirmed.

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