Al Qaeda To Fire Fat Guy At Canary Wharf

THE only thing more dangerous to the UK than terrorism and obesity is a combination of the two, experts said last night.

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Bank Of England Told To Cheer The Fuck Up

THE Bank of England was last night told to give it a rest for a few weeks, or at least start things off with a joke.

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