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Army to recruit people too deranged to be in the Army

MEN with full libraries of SAS books, a selection of balaclavas and a cabinet of replica weapons are to solve the Army’s recruitment crisis, it has emerged. 

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If Kinnock gets his way would the last person to leave Britain please kick him in the nuts?

Unmitigated failure calls for regulation to ensure ‘balanced press’ and concentration camps.

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