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British General Stopped Russians From Killing James Blunt

A BRITISH general’s intervention to stop World War III may also have prevented the destruction of James Blunt, it emerged last night.

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British Gas To Just Shoot Your Dog In The Face

SOMEONE from British Gas will be round this afternoon to shoot your dog in the face, it has been confirmed.

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