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Captain Tom's generation were proud to make sacrifices so we could have luxury pools

CAPTAIN Tom’s daughter has confirmed that veterans like him fought in World War 2 so future generations could have a luxury spa and swimming pool complex.

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Five bullshit teenage summer jobs that were better than your actual career

LOW-PAID summer jobs for unskilled teenagers are notoriously awful, but were they really worse than your current job? Or much, much better? 

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